Showing posts with label pre fall. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pre fall. Show all posts

Monday, June 2, 2014

Ugly Shoes for 2k14: Heeled Shoes Edition

Chloe

House of Holland FW 14




     Miu Miu F/W 2014-2015


                     
Nina Ricci AW14
Ugly! Hideous! Disgusting! Gross! How would you describe these shoes? Why would you describe them in that way? I think they're divine. I mean I would wear them of course. I have always been sort of an ugly shoe connoisseur. I've treasured wearing leopard print booties amongst a sea of adidas shell tops while in high school. I rocked hunter green elf shoes for junior year. I distinctly remember a pair of T.U.K 2-inch platform creepers in white/black that I wore for a year straight. I have nothing against ugly shoes. Not everyone can wear them though. 
Now truth be told, some of these shoes aren't ugly. Just a bit weird. Not many people can wear furry/velveteen shoes. None the less heels. I'll admit the Nina Ricci's are gorgeous in that deep grey. The fur poking out is a beautiful, plush touch to the delicate looking shoe. House of Holland definitely thought of glamour when they paired those furry low heels with gorgeous colorful outfits. The furball on top is a playful touch. It reminds me of a bunnies tail!
The Miu Miu's though need a separate section. Now I have worn a lot of hideous shoes in my lifetime, but those seem to take the cake. And I mean they took it and ran halfway around the globe with it. Those shoes are ugly. I sat around my room for a good while, thinking of how to pair them and if I could wear socks with them. I can't think of what kind of outfit to wear them with which to me is a red flag. My feet aren't cute enough to be let loose in that plastic-y stuff. In fact, my feet would probably melt. It looks a bit warm in it. Like being in a raincoat naked in the middle of a brazilian jungle.The heels look like screws and aren't even straight. They slant off towards the middle of your foot if you buy the leather ones. Very wear-at-your-own-risk! These are definitely the shoes that should stay only on the runway and not find it's way into your closet.


Saturday, May 31, 2014

Orange



Diane von Furstenberg
Word on the street is that orange is hot for 2014. So hot in fact, designers are taking them to the streets, runways, and shops. Shoes aren't being found in just white or black anymore. Orange, red, sherbert and numerous orange/red colors are popping up in shoe stores all over. You know what all these shoes have in common? Your toes will be out aka nows the time to get those feet pretty and pedicured!

Friday, May 30, 2014

Orange you glad I didn't say BANANA!





Fausto Puglisi
Christian Dior
Three orange and one blood orange outfits for Pre-fall season! Can you see it? Can you see the blood orange fur Christian Dior coat slung casually over your shoulders as you wait for little Sally to pick up her favorite pumpkin from the pumpkin patch? Can you feel the Puglisi coat protect you from the snowflakes of a surprise blizzard? I sure can. These bright shades are sure to keep you toasty in the brisk weather this fall!
Maison Martin Margiela


The Row

I'm absolutely giddy about pre-fall collections! Did I mention that my favorite season is fall? The Maison Martin Margiela Collection looks right up my alley this season! Yes, chunky knits, oversized clothing, camel colored anything and black is my go-to fall attire.